Nuclear Winter

THE DORMS HAVE BEEN DECIDED!

We’ll be doing a three-part challenge this time. There’s 2 dormitories with 6 Maids and 4 randoms. The 2 individuals from each dorm who score the highest grades in their final exams at the end of semester 1 will move onto the finals. The final house will have Eli, Amanda(since they won challenge 1) and the highest scoring from each house. If Eli or Amanda are highest scoring then the runners-up will make it to the finals.

The 2 dorms will be separate due to house member limitations but the challenge will happen at the same time. The dorm residents are as follows:

Ass: 

• Nikk
• Erin
• Dame
• Amanda
• Jesse
• Ellie

Butts:

• Connor
• John
• Aidan
• Emily
• Eli
• Viljami

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The 113th Maid Brigade Survival Challenge - FINALE

Darren and Emily didn’t spend much time mourning Jesse and John. They both cried about having a sore stomach right after and I thought that was it, they’re both dying right here in this bathroom. It was a false alarm. But well, it was more like, Emily crying from a sore stomach, and Darren mocking her directly after. Which is kind of ironic now that I think about it.

Emily left the bathroom and had plans to play with Eli in the now empty house that was only a few hours before filled with the moaning and crying of hungry annoying members of the 113th Maid Brigade. But that was the last time she would ever bend down for Eli as she keeled over in front of him.

Eli’s face will forever be burned into my mind. The SADNESS in those puppy dog eyes is just overwhelming. Poor dog ;_; Poor cheating asshole dog, he lost his partner, his lover, his life long friend in front of him.

BUT THAT MEANS DARREN WINS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DARREN CONGRATULATIONS FOR NOT DYING LIKE ALL THE OTHER STUPID DEAD PEOPLE YEEEEAH

The 113th Maid Brigade Survival Challenge - DAY 5 Part 4

John didn’t attend Aidan’s mourning and instead decided to shower. Which didn’t prolong his life as he died the moment he stepped out. I was the first one there to find my comrade dead on the floor in a puddle of urine(thank god he managed to put his clothes on before dying that would’ve been disgusting).

It was HEART BREAKING, MAYBE EVEN TRAUMATIZING. 

The sadness could clearly be seen on my and Darren’s face but not Emily’s because she has no heart there’s literally nothing there it’s like, a blank space where a heart should be.

And then I died, but it was ✝ tragically beautiful✝ so it’s not that sad. I turned into art instead of a lifeless corpse like the others.

#grunge #pastel #pale #selfharm

The 113th Maid Brigade Survival Challenge - DAY 5 Part 3

The few left attempted to get back to their daily routines of sleeping and fighting over the bathroom after the death of Erin. But sadly found Aidan dead in his room after heading back inside.

Maybe he didn’t  die from starvation, maybe he just tripped and implanted his head into that end table so that’s not as tragic as starvation. BUT HE’S STILL OUT AND HE LOST SO TOO BAD. That’s what happens when you leave your roommate alone in a cold barn by themselves.

Aside from Aidan dying I pissed myself and ran away in embarrassment while Darren spent a good while brooding over the days events.

The 113th Maid Brigade Survival Challenge - DAY 5 Part 2

Before even finishing their first meal in 5 days the 113th dropped their marshmallows and ran over to mourn the death of Connor. BUT BECAUSE OF THAT, BECAUSE OF CONNOR DYING AT THAT EXACT MOMENT, no one was able to eat. And it caused a domino effect. 

Nikk died second while Connor was being mourned, and Ellie a few moments later beside him. A creepy ass stray cat even joined in to mourn the passing of these great people. 

As everyone was focusing on Nikk and Ellie suddenly dropping in front of them, Erin died at Johns feet.

It was TRAGIC to say the least I cried literally like 843 tears.

With Connor, Nikk, Ellie and Erin dying it left 5 more in the competition excluding Eli because he’s a cheating asshole.

The 113th Maid Brigade Survival Challenge - DAY 5

The full moon started on day 5. So before you’re like ”WHAT NIKK AND ERIN FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER AND NOT FIGHTING??!??!?!?!?” know that it’s probably the full moons fault because dam dat moon so weird. Also zombies. A few zombies came out of the ground and harassed us.

So yeah, Nikk and Erin. They flirted, they enjoyed it. I tried my hand at flirting as well with Nikk because the FULL MOON but failed miserably. 

I’m starting to think Ellie is the only one with common sense in this ENTIRE household because we’ve been starving for 5 days and she was once again the first one to figure out a way to get food which was roasting marshmallows over the fire in the backyard that Nikk had lit the day before.

After she started roasting everyone dropped what they were doing and ran over to get a seat.AND MAN SEEING THEM SIT AROUND THE FIRE DURING THE FULL MOON ROASTING MARSHMALLOWS WAS ADORABLE OK.

Thanks to Ellie food wasn’t so scarce but considering a few individuals were minutes away from starving to death,  not getting a seat proved to be fatal.

Before anyone was able to get a marshmallow in them TRAGEDY STRUCK and Connor dropped dead. Being the first one to die in the 113th Maid Brigade’s Survival Challenge. It was terrible and shocking and ruined the first group feel-good moment ever so thanks Connor. THANKS FOR DYING AND RUINING THAT RIP.

The 113th Maid Brigade Survival Challenge - DAY 4

I wasn’t sure what day of the week day 4 was, all I know is that it was PARTY TIME.

A dance party was attempted but uh, it basically ended up with Nikk and Erin fighting between requesting funk and dubstep and the others staring at me djing half naked.

Nikk also took command today man holy shit I was even intimidated by his tirade. He was just on a roll. It started with disciplining Eli by scolding his newspaper chewing habits. And man I thought it was over between them, unrepairable relationship. But I also didn’t take into consideration that Eli’s weird and Nikk scolding him actually strengthened their relationship to the point where TONGUE was involved.

Nikk also took the initiative to light the fire that was sitting in the backyard for no apparent reason only to go off and harass Emily moments later. 

Not much else happened on day 4. It was a “calm before the storm” kind of day. Y’know, having conversations about the police in front of the disgusting toilet. Darren and John watching Erin skinny dip in the hottub. Just a normal 113th Maid Brigade day.